Crossdress every day for a year, for £1,000,000?

You might thing the answer to this would be straight forward...

Okay, a little back story for you.
A forum which I frequent recently held a topic "Would you crossdress for a year for $1,000,000",
and to a great many CDs, this seems like a dream.
Many responses to the post were "In a heartbeat" and "Where do I sign up".
But then I got thinking seriously, as I often do, about things that will never happen no matter how much I would like them to.

After a long old think about the matter, it turns out I seem to have a few reservations.
Firstly, how and when is the money paid?
Do I get it in one lump sum at the end of the year, or will it be split up into equal payments?
Or even do I get 50k to start up and then get the rest at the end of the year period?
Why so many questions about the money?
Well, let's be frank about things, there is no way in hell I could work my job crossdressed.
It just would not work, hence I would have too quit, not to worry though, I'm getting a cool mil. in one year. But what am I going to do for money for a whole year? I would need a wage for a year to pay the bills and keep living, but I would also need to but a complete wardrobe for Samantha.
Don't get me wrong, I have clothes, but not enough to get me through a year and changes of season, fashion and preference. And clothes are only half the story, there's makeup, breast forms, medical tape (for the tuck), wigs, shoes (which I've previously established - aren't cheap in my size) and accessories, then all the random crap Ive never had to buy before like a purse, handbag, coats, a brolly, sleepwear and probably a cute case for my phone.
 
You would think this money issue might just be about start up, but think about this for a minute.
You're crossdressing every day for a year. What problems can you predict just thinking about this?
Nope?
No guesses?
Nobody wants to have a stab at this?
Okay, well I don't know about you lot, but there is no way in hell that my skin could survive a daily all-over shave. Even if I could cope with the pain and irritation, my skin would soon be a mass of red, blotchy, bleeding hair follicles, and I could not cope with that. Not when I'm trying to pass for a girl all year, I'm not sure that bleeding stubble burn works with a teal lace body-con dress.
I would need laser, no questions about it, I would need it. Just to survive the year without developing scars everywhere. 
Then there's the other stuff that I haven't been privileged to on my CD journey yet, going for a manicure, because glue on nails only last for so long, but acrylics are near bullet proof!
Also, I can't laser my whole body for a reasonable price, so there would be waxing to contend with also. I'd need my ears piercing because clip-on ear rings are really only tolerable for one day, multiple days consecutively would be torture akin to an all over close shave on a daily basis.

Okay, well that's all sorted.
Ive got a year's wage plus start up money, I've taken care of all the necessities, I'm ready to do this for a year and bag myself a cool million pounds....

Not so fast Samantha, you can't hide from everyone for a whole year, you still have a fiance, your family and friends. Are they cool with this?



Oh, yeah, almost forgot about that.

Okay firstly, the Mrs. While I haven't asked her if I can dress for a year for a million quid (because I'm not actually being given such a chance), it would go one of two ways.
-The Blue Pill - The story ends. She hates the idea of not having her man around for a year, the jig is up and we continue as we are doing right now.
Or
-The red pill - We stay in Wonderland and explore how deep the rabbit hole goes. 
Her money grubbing kicks in and she knows that this will set us up for life. Buy a house, settle all our debts, only have to work part time, invest most of the money and ride that interest and take early retirement and enjoy the rest of life.

As for my friends and extended family. Well, I guess it's the perfect reason to just come out.
Only my fiance and a handful of female friends know about Samantha.
And while coming out to everyone has often been thought about, it's never needed to happen.
But now I'm living CD for 365 days, so I guess it's time to find out who is really my friend, find out who really loves me. There may be a few people I never see again, but to be fair, it would hardly be a loss to know that the people who remain will likely be around me forever.
Just as long as I don't mention that I'll be getting a million quid for it, because they might just turn out to be leaches, and I'd rather have nobody in my life than 3 dozen cash whores.
So there you have it, the perfect reason to come out, to live forever free of worry and lies.

Right, so that settles it, you're going to present as a girl for a whole year with no cheating and taking a day off?

Well, there is just one thing actually...
Dressing like and making yourself look something like a woman is hard work.
Not as easy as throwing your clothes on, brush your teeth and out the door, there is an entire routine required in getting ready, even just to go to Asda.
There is undeniably a huge amount of pressure on women to look their best at all times, and I couldn't skip the makeup because I just don't have the skin for it, I'm just not that lucky.
If I am presenting to the world as a girl, I would have to be giving 100% of my effort to passing or blending in. At 6'6" a challenge greater than most CD's would face.
Eventually, with or without makeup, I'm going to get read. I'm going to get double takes in shops, I'm going to get abuse yelled at me from passing cars, I may even be assaulted or worse.
Intolerance is, unfortunately, alive and well. While getting out would be flying the flag for CD's everywhere, raising awareness and hopefully changing views and opinions, it would also be fraught with dangers.

But you know what, all of this sound's a lot easier when you dangle that £1,000,000 carrot in front of the CD mule.
I know non-CDing males who would accept the challenge!

What do you guys think?
Swap your presenting gender for a year for £1,000,000?

I would do all of that in a fraction of a heartbeat!

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